I ‘member it like it was yesterdee. Late one evenin’ when I was mendin’ the coral. A big white light shined all around. Mighty perplexin’. Next thing I knew, a curious little green feller was standin’ right next to me. “Howdy,” says he and tips his hat like any regular gentleman would. Been on the place ever since. Pretty sure he’s plottin’ my demise or waitin’ to haul me off to his home planet. But in the meantime, he’s the best ranch hand we ever had.
